1.) When was the first time you ever swore or said something profane?
My brother taught me to say fuck as one of my first words.
2.) Have you ever had unrequited feelings for someone?/Have you ever been friendzoned?
3.) What's a false assumption a lot of people have about you?
That I will show them mercy if they beg hard enough.
4.) Have you ever questioned your sexuality?
I was paranoid I was turning gay as a teenager because I don't find a lot of girls attractive. Turns out I just have particular tastes.
5.) If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be and why?
Chloe. She was the only one who ever cared about me. I didn't want it to end like that.
6.) What did you do on December 12th last year?
There hasn't been a 12th December for a very long time. The last to memory I spent with Chloe and her partner. We went out for lunch and planned to head to the Christmas Market after but he decided they had to go home.
7.) When was the last time you truthfully told someone you hated them?
Chloe's partner. Longer ago than I can remember.
8.) What is your opinion on this song? What about this song?
First one, I used to listen to this kind of thing all the time. Second one, nice but too depressing. I don't want any of those feels in my ears.
9.) In less than four sentences, describe the entire plot of the last book you read.
Some boys get sent to an all girls' school. One of them falls in love with a girl and gets a date with her. The boys get into trouble for spying on the girls in the shower and get sent to the school's prison. He decides he must break out to go on the date.
…..What do you mean smutty manga doesn't count? Screw you! I have great taste in literature.
10.) Describe the appearance of the most untrustworthy person you can think of (they can be a person you've met or a made up person). Are they male or female or neither? What about their appearance makes them untrustworthy?
She's blonde, has blue eyes, dark blue outfit with pink gloves and walks around bare foot. She always has this creepy smirk on her face.
11.) What is the most cringeworthy thing you've ever seen?
Every time I searched for my favourite childhood cartoons on Google Images. Curse you rule 35!
12.) What is your biggest regret?
Not being able to let her go.
13.) Do you have any cousins? When was the last time you saw them?
Yeah. I saw them once as a little kid at someone's wedding but I don't remember much about them.
14.) Describe the worst birthday you've ever had.
My last birthday. I stayed at home by myself. Too much had happened for me to celebrate anything about my life.
15.) When was the last time someone provoked you to the point of violence?
Every filthy deity and their spawn that tries to lay claim to Imenand's domain deserves my wrath.
16.) OH NOES!!!! Someone has gotten you to drink a truth potion and now you have to truthfully answer every question you are asked!!! What's the worst possible question someone could ask you?
Why are you still here?
17.) Describe, in detail, your first serious relationship. Describe how it ended.
Do dating sims count? I've never had a serious relationship- not one that was requited anyway.
18.) Introduce your best friend. Tell the story of how you met.
My best and only real friend was Chloe. I was a filthy scrappy kid that nobody liked but she decided she was going to be my friend regardless. We had just started secondary school. I don't think I would have bothered turning up each day if it wasn't for her. Nothing was unbearable as long as she was around.
19.) To the introduced friend, has our interviewee lied in any of these questions? Are you surprised by any of these answers?
Saaaammm..... Saaaaaaaaaammmmmmm.... Foooorget meeee..... Moveee onnn... Pleeeaaasssseeeee..... *Ghostly echo*
20.) To finish up, what is your biggest irrational fear and how did you get it?
That the people I loved would leave me. My dad left when I was 8. I just came home from school and he was gone. My mum never explained why. I guess, in the end, it wasn't irrational at all.
Thanks to for creating this meme. If you want to take it yourself you can find it here: